The Spa Tub - Love Waits

By
Chris
on April 5, 2004 3:18 PM | | Comments (0)

A while back, I stayed in a little condo on the beach during a work trip. It had a big whirlpool spa tub in the grand, enormous, skylit bathroom. How nice! I had a bath in there. Next to the tub was a little card with an illustration. Slightly tacky, but colorful.

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Hmm, what does it say on that card? Click on the picture to read for yourself. My translation: Please stop having sex in the whirlpool tub.

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I'm a writer based in Portland, Oregon. I mostly write for Mental Floss magazine (and their website), though I just had a story on This American Life, and had a cover story a few weeks back in The Portland Mercury. You can follow me on Twitter for occasional jokes and complaints about the weather.

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